There's a busted water main outside my office building, presumably caused by the demolition of a Target that is soon to be replaced by a SuperTarget. First, it was going to be fixed in 30-45 minutes. Then, by 3:00pm. There's still a big, wet, muddy hole outside my office window that's been there pretty much since the incident at 10:00am. I haven't peed since 7:30 this morning.