Good Morning Minneapolis
At the corner of Oak Grove and Hennepin near the entrance ramp to 394 stood a small brown woman wearing a large blue parka and a strange half smile, holding up a big red sign that read: "Reactionary Lies are Ubiquitous". When the light changed, she chose another sign from the stack leaning against the traffic light beside her. The new one read, "Opportunism does not equal Opportunity". Judging from the size of the stack next to her, she either had quite a bit more proselytizing to do or had been standing on the corner for quite awhile before I drove past.
I wanted to sit at the light and read the other signs.