Why I Don't (or shouldn't) Watch TV
Okay, so I'm really tired last night, and I decide that since I haven't watched TV in a solid week or two that I'd check it out, and I stumbled across "Who Wants to Be a Super Millionaire?" on which I witnessed the following exchange:
Reg: "The word 'aphrodesiac' comes from the name of the Greek god of what? A: War, B: [some other thing], C: Love, D: Chocolate underwear."
*titters of laughter from the audience*
Contestant: "Well, Reg, I don't think they had chocolate underwear during Greek mythology, so I'm going to have to go with C."
And off went Maria's television.