How That Conversation Could Have Gone

Building Manager: Hi, Maria! I was wondering if it would be okay for me to show your apartment tomorrow.

Me: I don't see why not. What time were you thinking?

Building Manager: How about the next time you have super stinky, explosive farting happening?

Me: Hm...let's see. Hard boiled egg sandwich for breakfast, pizza for lunch, black bean burger for dinner...how's tonight around 6?

Building Manager: Sounds great! We'll get that studio rented for sure!