A Day in the Life
6:45am - Alarm goes off on Dan's side of the bed. Dan hits snooze.
6:55am - Alarm goes off on Dan's side of the bed. Maria groans. Dan hits snooze.
7:30am - After several more bouts of snoozing/cuddling, Maria finally gets out of bed. Retrieves toothbrush, toothpaste and floss from travel toiletries bag on stereo speaker. Stumbles to the bathroom.
7:40am - Maria retrieves gym clothes from their drying spot on the radiator and throws them on. Digs through laundry baskets for a clean outfit to stuff into gym bag. Packs gym bag. Goes to the kitchen to retrieve frozen/refrigerated breakfast/lunch items and pack lunch bag.
7:50am - Grabs backpack, gym bag, breakfast/lunch bag. Leaves for gym.
8:00am - Arrives at gym. Sweats profusely for the next hour.
9:15am - Leaves gym for work.
9:30am-5:30pm - Looks up rich people or avoids looking up rich people. All day. Enters them into database.
6:00pm - Maria arrives at expensive storage locker A.K.A. her apartment. Checks mail. Cooks dinner. Eats dinner. Watches T.V. and/or reads and/or cleans. Packs gym bag, backpack, breakfast/lunch bag.
8:00pm - Picks up gym back, clothing bag, lunch bag. Goes to Dan's house. Unpacks lunch bag into appropriate freezer/refrigerator receptacle. Unpacks/hangs up gym clothes. Plays with Dan.
11:00pm - Maria sleeps. Dan surfs internet, plays PlayStation, plays with iTunes, files records...I don't know what else, I'm asleep.
6:30am - Rinse. Repeat.
If anyone can think of a way for May 1 to come any faster, I'd be much obliged.