Thursday, June 30, 2005

People who don't read Overheard in NY really are missing out. Here are some choice selections that made my afternoon at work much more enjoyable:

"I ain't saying I love her, but I got feelings for the bitch."

"Woman on cell: Hi honey...yes, I'm fine...I can hear you...stop saying hello to me. I goddammn hate it when you say hello."

"Man #1: Are you in line for the bus?
Man #2: The bus? No, I'm in line for the bathroom.
Man #1: Well, I'm waiting for the bus."

"Cop: All right guy, you have two options--
Old man: Let me guess, you gonna lock me up? Man, I go to jail like summer camp."

Okay. Go read it yourself.

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